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How To Get Rid Of Your Live In Boyfriend When You Know It Is Pointless To Go On.

When you know there is no point to continue the relationship, It is over.

If you go to sleep at night and the only thing you can think about is how you are getting him out of your house. You just know it is over.

I have the solution for you. Begin throwing his things into the garbage. You know a nail clipper one morning. Some socks on laundry day.


Over or about two months will have passed and almost everything will be gone. Make it appoint to do this around the Football Season.

Then on Sunday just to be different break something he loves while he is watching Football. He will not care at the time. There are over fifteen weekends and Monday Nights of Football. You could break a lot of stuff in fifteen days.

Remember football season ends just after the Holiday Season. You might as well get what you can and return it. Then buy yourself something you actually like. Before you give him the boot.


Then when there is nothing left to toss into the garbage, just open up the door and kick his ass out.

Trust me. This is the way to do it. And I will tell you why.

There will not be anything left in the house to remind you of him. No ghosts from the past haunting you to call him back. He is gone for good.
Congratulations.

Venting Out the Life of the Party


You know those nights when your partner comes home late from a hard night of parting and they flick on the light waking you out of a sound sleep.

The stench of alcohol is so thick in the room that your eyes burn and you can actually see vapors of alcohol rising from their bodies. You begin to be thankful that you remembered to blow out your scented candle before you fell asleep.

You sit up and try to focus on their staggering attempt to at standing still the entire time trying to maintain a sober persona.

At this time you either come to realize just how much you hate them and really do not care where they have been or you are insanely jealous of whom they might have been with.

Here is one simple skit to gain some satisfaction and get your point across. The first thin you do is ask them in a pissed off tone where the hell they have been all night and as they are stumbling with their words of deceits with the hope to cover their tracks you roll over and dramatically plop your head on the pillow and say, “shut the hell up.”

Trust me they will not attempt communication again. Now its time to get as much sleep as you can before they begin to serenade you with the lush orchestra snore symphony and wake you up. This happens frequently so sleep when you can.

When the snoring wakes you up and kicking them does not seem to help. Sit up and with lots of drama and happy excitement call their name aloud a few times and when the wake up saying, “what, what?” say in the same character, “you’re an asshole.” Then laugh in their face and flop your head back down on the pillow and get some sleep.

Don’t worry you will be woken up again soon enough and when this happens take the same action by calling their name over and over but this time say it like you are scared and need their help. When they wake up this time and say, what, what?” say, “you suck.” In addition, laugh harder; trust me it is not going to be hard to laugh because the look on their face is going to help you.

Continue to do this every time their snoring wakes you up, use different expressive tones each time to catch them off guard. They will fall for it every time. You will feel so much better venting all night that when you finally do get some sleep you will wake finding a new day with your emotions fully vented and an all new outlook on life. Its just one of the ways to make you feel better in these troubled times.

 
Men actually believe that they conduct coherent conversations when they are drinking?



Can someone please explain to me how this could be? It totally baffles the mind! They come home with their fly open; eyes are rolling around in their head. They have crusty shot breath and nothing but dribble when they speak.

The whole time trying to pick a fight over something that happened three days earlier. So when you get mad because they did not have the courtesy to call and tell you that they were going out with the guys.

They think that you have no business getting mad at them because they are already mad at you for something that happened days ago.

I am telling you if there is ever a time that I feel like punching a man in the face, this definitely rates in the top ten.

For those mornings after when you have not heard from them since the afternoon before. They come home looking like they were hanging out in a flop house of trash, doing God knows what and they smell as if they were squatting in the trunk of a burning automobile all night.

I suggest you clean the house. Yes clean the house. You begin about twenty minutes after they have put their head down on the pillow. Turn on the stereo max power and run the vacuum.

Take on a home improvement task and bang on a few of the walls with a hammer or rearrange some furniture. Continue doing this until the house looks beautiful.

By this time you will be somewhat satisfied with your leave it to beaver approach to the situation and very happy with results of your hard work.

Just remember you can always make him feel like an ass in the morning when you laugh in his face and tell him what a total palooka he is.

Now that is what I call gratification.

 


Why do Women Attach Themselves to Monumental Losers?

 

This is a question I have been most recently asked.

In life, people fear change. Weather it be work, rest or play, most of society find it hard to change their habits. You know the feeling, when you get up every morning and do the basics, lavatory, shower and grooming, these are things we do without thinking. General tasks that are habitual.

If you look at your average daily activities, they seem fairly just in most cases, but what happens when you find yourself a slave to bad relationship habits? I’ll tell you what happens you get stuck in a rut so deep a S.W.A.T. team couldn’t free you.

Why do we do it, why do we let our unfaithful, unappreciative, self centered, egotistical, lazy partners continue to be in our lives when we know that it is inappropriate and uncalled for?

Every morning we wake up to a new day and why is it that most of us do not possess the strength and self respect to make our lives our own again. We wonder through the days, weeks and months dreaming our lives were happier but yet we continue to do nothing about it.

We end up in bad relationships that go on for years and do nothing. Is the fear of change so binding that we forsake everything we truly stand for and believe in? In most cases, I find this to be true. For some of us have the fear of being alone and that in itself is a ticket for self-destruction.

If you are in a bad relationship is it really better than not being in a relationship at all. Alternatively, maybe you are together for the children.

In most cases here, we find that the children are the ones who pay the ultimate price in the end. A relationship without love and respect cannot be good for the children.

I mean we might as well just have a serial killer for a nanny.

Maybe you are the workaholic type and don’t have time to find a new love interest because there are just not enough hours in the day and you have future deadlines to meet.

You could be the type of person who lacks the motivation to change your life, just too lazy to get off your ass and do something about it.

Is it money that keeps you together? Financial security is also a factor in some cases. Or your partner may have quite possibly brainwashed you over the years to think that you weren’t good enough for anyone and no one would ever love you again.

The fear of being alone is a powerful one and if you don’t look out you may get caught up in its treacherous grasp without even realizing it. If you are in this type of relationship, you probably are practically alone anyway so do yourself a favor.

GET OUT! Get out before it’s too late.

Run while you still can because if you don’t years down the road you will find yourself buried in a cemetery plot directly adjacent to this person for all of eternity and who wants that when you can be rid of them now and have more than half a chance for a happy and healthy life.

So remember kids, don’t run with scissors and when it comes to bad relationships learn to see the signs. If you look at your partner and say to yourself, “What was I thinking when I agreed and settled for this sack of crap?” you should probably move on.

What’s the worst that could happen; you might possibly find happiness.